Oh, For Heaven's Sake...

That I have issues when it comes to using the phone. When I was about 8, I wanted to call my grandma and ended up talking to someone else...

Every so often I feel like I've fallen way behind, as if life is whizzing past and I'm missing out on something. You know what at le...

OK, more like "these were actual conversations I had"... To a friend: "Since mom-in-law will be in town, I'll ask her to ...

Dude, the Miniature Killer's a CHICK !!

What American accent do you have? Your Result: The Midland "You have a Midland accent" is just another way of saying "you do...

Last week a solider was killed in Iraq, who happened to be from this area. Today his remains were flown to the base. Flightline activity was...

The Cat Daddy did it. I drew the line at "Bic-ing" her.

Last week was high on the stupidity scale. It was a rough week in the skerrib house. To begin, His Highness and I had a cold. We are now on ...

You know you're jealous... via EmmaSometimes

OK kids, give this a shot. If I've set things up right, you should be able to post comments (ie, tell me how witty and wonderful I am) w...